Jennifer Love Hewitt Whines About Being Single
Breakup with Jamie Kennedy makes Jennifer Love Hewitt even more desperate for attention.
Since she broke up with Jamie Kennedy over the weekend, Jennifer Love Hewitt has embarked on her traditional post-breakup tour of Please Pay Attention To Me, I Am Relevant by wailing to People magazine about how much she hates being single. "I don't like to go out to clubs and party," she said. "I'm a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don't." Oh, and she's also shilling a dating book. Timely!
Jennifer’s book is humiliatingly titled The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm a Love-aholic, and it comes out on Tuesday. According to People, this tome of wisdom also includes a chapter written by Jamie, in which he rhapsodizes about ladies' bums. And, get this, Jennifer says she's rereading her own book for tips on how to survive this latest breakup. "I never said in the book that I knew how to be in the perfect relationship," she told People. "I say in my book I want to be the readers' kind spirit out in the dating world. And now, more than ever, I am." But is there a chapter on narcissism, or perhaps one titled Of Course You're Still Single, Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut? What 'How I Met Your Mother' Teaches Us About Love
Ooh, maybe she'll go on vacation, get photographed in a bikini, and do a tour of talk shows to shriek about how she's totally not fat, you guys! And it's so unfair that magazine covers would call her that! 6 Female Hollywood Heavyweights We Love
Wow. If only we had known while watching Party of Five and avoiding our geometry homework that this talentless bubblehead would still be wandering amongst us fifteen years later, despite the failure of her spinoff and her only qualifications being the ones front and center above her rib cage, we might, might have changed the channel. Despite any lingering affection for Can't Hardly Wait (and we have lots of lingering affection for Can't Hardly Wait). Seriously, does anyone really need to know what Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks about relationships? Here's a hint: Try dating someone who isn't an actor. IT guys are people, too. And don't make any more Garfield movies. There! Now you don't need to reread your embarrassingly titled book.
Via People.com. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.
Seems like she has a Munchausen by proxy syndrome thing going on, but in a way where the attention is about her.
She needs to get her act together. This cycle is getting tireseome.
I'd prescribe she tried plenty of fish or match with weopia, and a box of wine.
Loved the 'take a look at yourself' chapter idea!
harsh!
but kinda funny. i wanted to name my daughter "love" for the longest time because of her.
