There is one and only one way to make your penis larger without painful surgery. You probably haven't heard of it because no one can make money off of it.
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That's right, just lose some belly fat and your penis will be larger. Urologists estimate that you gain an inch in length for every 35 pounds you lose.
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As a side benefit, weight loss may improve your erections and make you healthier.
So skip the phony pills and scams. Get up from your computer and do some jumping jacks. Walk around the block. Take the stairs. Bring a bag lunch to work. What have you got to lose?