7 Characteristics Of A Terrible Wingman

So, we've discussed things of high import (same-sex marriage, heartbreak) and things that seemed to infuriate some of you (my apparently unwelcome apologies). Now the time is nigh to discuss a global epidemic, a scourge as unnatural as the acting in an Olive Garden commercial or the ending to "Shutter Island."

I'm talking about cockblockers.

I suppose, by dint of being female, that it's a bit easier for most of you to drum up action than it is for me—but by God, I know you have your own legion of clamjammers.

So, without further ado, I've compiled a compendium of these male and female villains, with helpful countermeasures to beat them at their own game. Just think of me as Wikipedia, with lower ethical standards.

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Written by Redacted Guy for Lemondrop.