You know how there's sometimes a story so out-there that you want to believe it with your whole heart but your whole brain is hollering "BS" at the top of its lungs? You may have to bear with us.
According to the New York Post (Page Six, what what), Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones once put it down (by "it" we me mean his junk and by "down" we mean into her junk) on Angelina Jolie of Girl, Interupted. Let that sit for a sec.
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A tell-all about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie by a gal named Jenny Paul insists that the actress and the aging rock idol boinked at some point near her (Jolie's) appearance in the Rolling Stones video "Anybody Seen My Baby" back in '97. The two were said to have bumped gennies again in 2003. Obviously, no one has returned calls or responded to this news but we're going to guess that they deny it.
And frankly, why wouldn't they deny it? Both were married back in '97 during their first alleged tryst. To be fair to both entertainers, it could have been worse, they could have accidentally hooked up with their poor man's doppelgangers Steven Tyler and Megan Fox (or homeless man's doppelganger if Octomom was somehow involved).
The irony now is that Brad Pitt has become the "Beast Of Burden." Hi-oooo?
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While Page Six is keeping it real, the New York Post gossipmeisters also report that Mickey Rourke claims to have once sexed up 14 women in one evening. Diddy, maybe, but Mickey? Both stories seem about as likely and gross. In summary, Mick - Angelina:
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