7 Ways To Improve The Oscars (For Dudes)

How does that medicine taste, hairy knuckles? 

Hire a legitimately funny and charming host or two. They've basically done this already, but let's try giving the host(s) a little more control of the show and please lose Bruce Vilanch's phone number. Let's see how Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin do this time around. I'm not asking for ring girls or a laser lights show, just actual entertainment.

Any other thoughts on how the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences could do to make your guy enjoy watching more?