5.) You have a feeling you've lost guys due to your drinking habits. Let's take a look-see at #1 again. If dates almost always end with a round of shots on the house because you two have been such spectacular bar patrons, it's likely that five dates before sex rule goes out the window, too. Everything makes perfect sense after that whiskey nightcap at his place. And while you weren't shocked that Whiskey Nightcap never called, it hurt when Too-Good-To-Be-True guy your friend set you up with disappeared when you insisted on a fifth glass of Pinot Grigio, unloaded about your miserable childhood and were so drunk you almost ran into the closed restaurant door.
You have to hand it to Paris Hilton—she knows how to land an athlete.
Paris has been linked to professional boxer Oscar de la Hoya, football linebacker Brian Urlacher, professional skateboarder Chad Muska, football quarterback Matt Leinart, ice hockey player Jose Theodore, tennis player Andy Roddick and soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo.