This week on the Animal Planet hit When C-Listers Mate, 90210 actress AnnaLynne McCord and her kinda-sorta boyfriend, Twilight's Kellan Lutz, are back together and sneaking around New York restaurants. The New York Post reports that they did the tourist thing at Serendipity 3 over the weekend but left separately, and AnnaLynne tells OK! magazine that she thinks Kellan's new Calvin Klein ads are awesome.
"I adore him, and his body is retarded, and the whole ad—it looked sick," she told the tabloid, obviously not remembering that only Rush Limbaugh is allowed to use the word "retarded." AnnaLynne McCord and Kellan Lutz Rumors
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So, yeah. These two moderately famous people are banging again. By our watches, it seems just about time for the Eclipse publicity machine to start warming up, so look for more stories about how Robert Pattinson just can't get enough of being face-first in Kristen Stewart, and for Taylor Lautner to take out a billboard on Hollywood Boulevard proclaiming himself open to all roles that don't involve being replaced by a CGI furball for half the film. Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are "Together"
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We're just a little concerned about what the collision of a lukewarm CW reboot of a '90s kitsch classic and the new century's most overblown and purplish entertainment franchise will do to the fabric of celebrity and society. If Twilight people can date TV people—oh God, it already happened! Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth are MARRIED! The world is ending! Abandon hope!
Via The New York Post and OK! Photo via Bauer-Griffin.