Lady Gives Gary Busey A Baby

Gary Busey and his girlfriend, Steffanie Sampson, welcomed a son named Luke on Tuesday. "We feel so blessed and are overwhelmed with happiness at Luke's arrival," Gary and Steffanie said in a statement. Then Gary took note of a pediatric nurse attempting to change the baby's diaper and screamed, "I'm going to pull your endocrine system out of your body!!" Not really.

Baby Luke joins Gary's two older children, actor Jake, 38, and 17-year-old Alectra, which, pardon us, is a TERRIBLE name for a daughter. Look it up. We're hoping now that they have a third, the Busey siblings will combine their powers for Starship Troopers 4.

Gary, 65, has spent most of the past few years since his completely mental 2004 reality series, I'm With Busey, appearing on VH1's Celebrity Rehab and occasionally appearing in projects that sound super–direct-to-DVD, as well as playing himself on Entourage a few years back. He was married twice, first to Jake's mother, Judy, his college sweetheart, from 1968 to 1990, and then to Tiani Warden, who was either a stuntwoman or a stripper, depending on which source you trust, from 1997 to 2000. Marrying A Much Older Man Made Me A Better Person

Steffanie, who's 35, seems to be a sparsely-employed D-movie actress. IMDb tells us she's a master hypnotist. So that must be how she's keeping Gary under control. We don't have kids ourselves, but we're told that they make you veeeeery sleeeeeeepy….

Via The New York Daily News. Photo courtesy of Gary Busey's MySpace.