So it seems that Jessica Simpson doesn't have the best taste in men.
Just the other week, we were treated to the tabloid jackpot that was John Mayer's interview with Playboy. During the course of the interview, he referred to Simpson as "sexual napalm" and, while he meant it as a compliment, we're of the mind that it was a bit TMI. (Remind me to never sleep with John Mayer; who knows what he'll reveal about our after-hours activities!) And before that, it was rumored that she was having a flirtatious fling with Billy Corgan. He was quick to dispel such rumors, saying, "It's like being in a cartoon. It has nothing to do with what's really going on or how I feel." Ouch!
The indisputable evidence? Simpson's presence at one of Cook's comedy shows a few nights ago. "Simpson watched her rumored ex-lover perform at the Laugh Factory Tuesday," writes E! Online, "and she was all smiles." At one point in the evening, Cook treated Simpson and her friends to a round of drinks. Later on, they joined Cook in the VIP, and ended up drinking and chatting after hours.
Is this a sign of regression?
Writes Agent Bedhead, "It's all very repetitive and inane and a little bit sad, like a Dane Cook comedy routine. But on the plus side, this job will get a lot easier if we can just start recycling material from 2007."