Madonna And Jesus Luz Can't Make Up Their Minds

First we heard that Madonna had dumped young boytoy, Jesus Luz. Then we heard that Luz had done the dumping, due to their 28-year difference in age, and a lack of mutual interests. Then...well, then they made out like a couple of horny teenagers at the premiere party for A Single Man. "They were all over each other and were even kissing in front of everyone," a "spy" says. (No!)

Then, this past weekend, they partied in Rio de Janeiro, and the fiery passion they felt for each other was just too hot to put out. The latest photos floating around the Internet show Madonna and Jesus at various Carnival events, looking all sorts of lovey dovey. Apparently, "the 23-year-old toyboy has been Madonna's constant companion in recent days, after the couple apparently settled the dispute" that had led to their brief separation. The pair has been enjoying a ton of couple time, going out on dinner dates and parting Carnival-style.

Still, there are those who say that Luz is not the only man for Madge, and that she's still involved with both Alex Rodriguez and Carlos Leon. A "source" says, "They are together when she wants them to be together...He's like a little sheep in awe of his mistress and she loves that."

In our opinion, anyone who created the pop sensation "Like a Prayer" can do whatever she damn well pleases. We've spent many a late night waving our arms about to circa-'80s Madonna in both the dance clubs and the 24-hour diners. And we love her for that. Not only that, but we, personally, have never contributed anything of comparable significance to the world, and we've broken up with the same person five times. It's called "playing the field," and it's every woman's prerogative.

You go, Madonna. That Jesus Luz looks sexy without a shirt. So you have your fun. We can't really blame you.