Miss USA runner-up Carrie Prejean is engaged to St. Louis Rams quarterback Kyle Boller, EOnline.com reports. They've been dating since last summer and decided on Saturday to make it legal, a right they enjoy and which Carrie would happily, if not particularly eloquently, deny to her fellow Americans who do her hair and makeup.

Carrie mentioned Kyle in the dedication to her book, Still Standing, which was published in November, saying, "To my Kyle: I am so blessed to have you in my life. You have shown me what love is. Thank you for supporting me through all this drama. I knew when we met there was something so special about you. I can't wait to see where the Lord leads us in our future." Prejean decided on the title Still Standing when her publisher rejected her first option, Lying on My Back Trying To Get Famous.

Already, Kyle has stood by Carrie through her embarrassing solo sex tape scandal last fall, and she stood by him as the Rams went 1-15 this season. So we guess they already have the "and in bad" part of the wedding vows covered. Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Ends Pageant Settlement

That's nice, then. We’re now wondering if Carrie will make a return appearance on Larry King's show to talk about her upcoming wedding, and then take off her microphone and stomp away because Larry's being inappropriate, asking if the flowers will match her eye shadow or whatever the hell. Fans (does St. Louis have fans?) wishing to send their congratulations can find Carrie and Kyle registered at Williams-Sonoma, The Home Depot, and Adam & Eve.com.

Via EOnline.com. Photo courtesy of Fox News.