Lady Gaga Is Looking For Love, Boyfriend

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Lady Gaga wants a boyfriend
Her "pokerface" just can't hide what she really wants.

OK, so we're pretty sick of all the false Lady Gaga rumors out there. Let's dispel a few, shall we?

1. Lady Gaga is not a hermaphrodite, for crying out loud. A bad angle + admirable support for gay rights + bisexuality does not = penis. Is Lady Gaga A Hermaphrodite?

2. Lady Gaga did not hook up with Angelina Jolie. That's just something people want to believe because it's hot. Come on, with all the Brangelina breakup rumors out there, Angie hardly needs any more help staying in the news. So let's let that one go. Brangelina: Recent Rumor Roundup

3. Lady Gaga is not dating Kermit the Frog. They are both cute, kooky, and from a different species. They shared a friendly kiss during the MTV Video Music Awards. But Kermit would like you to know that despite an appreciation for La Gaga's eclectic style and down-to-earth personality, they're just friends. His long-term relationship with Miss Piggie has not been strained by this in any way, shape, or form. Putting Rumors To Bed: Kermit And Lady Gaga

So what do we know about Lady Gaga/Stefani Germanotta?

Apparently behind the 3D shades and futuristic get-ups she's just a nice 23-year-old Italian girl looking for a boyfriend. Gasp. We know. An "insider" recently told LimeLife:

Lady Gaga is a character she hides behind. When the show is over and she's just Stefani; she's not comfortable being herself. There's no one really close to her heart right now... Gaga has trust issues. She's afraid to expose her true self... Over the last year she has become a machine who just throws herself into her work. At this point, it's really all she has." [Source: LimeLife]

Perhaps that's why she's been engaging in ill-advised flings with characters like an entrepreneur named "Speedy," who reportedly cut her loose last July because she was hooking up with her entourage. We think she's better off without "Speedy" though. She should focus on her career right now instead of finding herself caught in another "bad romance." Gaga/Stefani recently told Elle that she'll only settle down when she's ready:

In eight to 10 years, I want to have babies for my Dad to hold, grandkids. And I want to have a husband who loves and supports me, just the way anyone else does. I would never leave my career for a man right now, and I would never follow a man around.” [Source: Elle.com]

Whatever Gaga wants, Gaga gets, right? We're rooting for you, girlie.

Photo via Bauer-Griffin.