We have two theories about all the split-ups. First, these good-hearted celebs are undertaking their own economic stimulus plans, breaking up and spurring the production of thousands of pages of gossip. They're giving a substantial boost to the struggling celebrity-obsession trade, and we appreciate it. If not that, then we guess there's such a thing as a five- or nine- or twenty-one-year itch. Relationships are hard, even for famous people, and Bad Things Involving Famous People happen in threes. Or something like that. We can never remember if it's deaths or breakups or remakes of '80s comedies that happen in threes. 3 Breakup Lessons From Celebrities
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