Jesus Luz Dumps Madonna

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Jesus Luz and Madonna
What caused the split? Was it the age difference or A-Rod?

The Chicago Sun Times just reported today that Madonna and Jesus Luz have officially called it quits. Evidently, Madge's cougar appeal has worn off, as it was Jesus who did the dumping. Why He Dumped You: 5 Potential Reasons

While it’s true that Madonna and Jesus Luz, her boytoy of the past year, have gone their separate ways — it not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split. Apparently, the 23-year-old Brazilian realized their age difference (she’s 51) and overall lack of mutual interests nixed a long-term relationship.

Wow, if this is true, Jesus Luz has instantly become even more attractive. (And the guy's already crazy hot, so it's not even fair.) He just walked away from an allowance, a swanky new apartment, and free career boosts for life. A lot of guys would never give up a sweet deal like that, no matter how miserable they were.

But could there be something more to this breakup than we're hearing? Jesus has been with Madonna for a while (and felt serious enough about her to take her home to meet the parents), and he's just now realizing that she's too old for him? Strange. Maybe there is something to the rumor that Madge had a secret hook-up with former flame Alex Rodriguez last month, after all. But, if so, did Jesus dump Madonna because she was unfaithful, or did Jesus quietly leave her weeks ago, sending her running back into The Centaur's arms?  Kate Hudson Says A-Rod Still Loves Madonna

Whatever the case may be, Jesus is clearly not a gold digger and and, by all accounts, is a nice guy who's unafraid of committment. Add to that the amazing abs and luscious lips, and this guy is turning out to be damn near perfect. Oh, if only that Depeche Mode song were true, and all us ladies could each have our own personal Jesus.

Scoop via Celebitchy. Photo via FlynetPictures.com.

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