February 2009: A rumor comes out that Leo had "something to do with" Bar's Sports Illustrated cover (the most coveted modeling gig of all time), since his ex Gisele has also been on the mag's cover and he's trying to piss her off. Really mature... YourTango naturally presumes that Bar was pressuring the actor to wed and he did the "next best thing." We're not sure about this one anymore. Will Leo DiCaprio & Bar Refaeli Wed Now?
March 2009: Engagement rumors crop up when Leo meets Bar's parents in Israel, but sources at the time deny the claim. Silly Bar committed the faux pas of sporting a gold band on the ring finger of her left hand. Well, excuse us for thinking that means anything! Leo and Bar Are Not Engaged
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June 2009: People.com reports that the couple has broken up because of Leo's commitment issues. Apparently Refaeli wanted to move in together and the Titanic star didn't. But Usweekly.com then reported seeing the two stars together shopping at Barnes & Noble and "a source close to the two" assured that they are still an item. Leo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli Breakup Rumors Untrue
November 2009: Leo and Bar enjoy a "secret" romantic getaway in the Bahamas. Are they together or aren't they? It's anybody's guess.
That pretty much brings us up to date. By the time you read this article, they will surely have broken up again and Leo will be spotted in St. Tropez with another young leggy model. If this is his behavior at age 35, we shudder at the thought of what his midlife crisis will look like.
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