Joe Francis may be Tila's baby daddy; world may be doomed.
After learning the news that Tila Tequila is pregnant (maybe), many questions may have probably crossed your minds. Chief among them—What could be worse than having Tila Tequila for a mother? Well, how about also having human oil slick, Joe Francis, for a father? Tila Tequila Is Pregnant. For Realsies!
In an exclusive interview with Radar Online, Tila confirms that she is pregnant and in her first trimester. She even produced a sonogram as evidence, and claims that h8rs can be sure that it's legit "because the first two letters of her last name [Nguyen] are seen on the upper left hand corner of the photo, which is customary in many ultrasound photos."
OK, but isn't Nguyen like the Asian equivalent of Smith or Jones? According to Wikipedia (which is 100% more trusthworthy than Tila Tequila's word), it's the 57th most common name in the United States. There might be some other Nguyen out there right now rifling through her purse, wondering what in the heck happened to her sonogram picture.
Perhaps Tila really is being honest this time, but we just don't want to believe that she is going to procreate. Especially if the new, horrible gossip that Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis is the baby's biological father is true. (A Tequila-Francis chromosome cocktail is one of the signs of the Apocalypse—sandwiched right in between hail and swarms of locusts.) But it seems plausible. Rumor has it that Tila's engagement to now-deceased Casey Johnson was all a PR stunt concocted by Joe to promote his latest project: Tila's new website. Casey Johnson Supposedly Proposed To Tila Tequila
We can only hope that, if these two really are having a kid, they're putting aside enough money to pay for his or her future therapy bills. 4 Strangest Celebrity Family Relationships Ever
Scoop via Radar Online and Celebitchy. Photos via FlynetPictures.com.