Tila Tequila Is Pregnant. For Realsies!

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Amid the usual crazy ranting on her new blog, Tila announces (again) that she's with child.

No, we're not recycling old news. Tila Tequila is once again claiming that there is a little Tequila shot on the way—a claim she's falsely made at least twice before. In May 2009, she tweeted that she had been knocked up by someone "very famous," quickly deleted the tweets, and then confirmed later that it was not true. In December, Tila again tweeted that she was pregnant, this time acting as a surrogate mother for her brother and sister-in-law. Pregnancy Rates For Lesbians And Bisexuals On Rise

Fast forward to now. Tila confirmed (in third person, no less) last night on her blog that she is really, really, truly pregnant this time. No kidding. To drive the point home, she borrowed Kanye West's caps lock key and abused many poor, defenseless question marks and exclamation points. And, although she mentions how she had been "hinting" about her pregnancy over the last couple of months, there is no mention of her brother. How surprising—her story has completely changed! Tila shouted,

 

IT IS A TRULY TOUCHING STORY THAT I WILL TELL YOU ONE DAY......BUT I GOT PREGNANT FOR CASEY! .... I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS BUT LETS TAKE IT SLOW HERE. I DONT WANT TO GET OVERWHELMED NOR EXPLOIT MY CHILD AND WHO THE FATHERS CHILD IS.  FOR NOW, I AM PREGNANT AND THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! [Source: Tila's Hot Spot]

Not sure what is the bigger lie in that last statement: that she's pregnant or that she would never exploit her child.

Tila later goes on to say that the father is a "good friend" who is also "in this 'industry'." What industry is she talking about? The famous-for-nothing-but-being-crazy industry? We guess that means just about any reality TV star could be her baby daddy...if there's a baby at all. Can Racy Television Lead To Teen Pregnancy?

Photo via Bauer Griffin.