Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie, aka Brangelina, may or may not be DUNZO. See: Brad & Angelina "Claim" They Are Still Together & Brangelina Deathwatch: Signs of Breakupocalypse & Why Did Brangelina Break Up? Here Are 5 Reasons..
No matter, regardless if the two break up, somewhere in Tinseltown Jennifer Aniston is having the last laugh. (And who can blame her?)
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1) "The raciest cover that W magazine has ever shot."
Remember that W Magazine photo shoot of a newly-separated Brad Pitt playing let's pretend Mommy & Daddy with a child-adorned Angelina? (See it HERE) You know, the one that had Jen responding with "There is a sensitivity chip that's missing [from Brad]."
Well, looks like it's payback time. As PopEater's, Rob Shuter dishes:
My source goes on to call it 'the raciest cover that W magazine has ever shot. Far more sexy than the famous Brad and Angelina pictures in bed.' Hotness aside, 'they are definitely not an item,' my source says.
We can't wait!
2) Angelina wishes she had Jen's Golden Globe bod.
Angelina Jolie may be beautiful, but daaaang Jen Aniston was sure looking good at the Golden Globes. That dress. Her body. Put 'er up next to skeletal Jolie and there's no competition.
3) Clingy versus Crazy.
Per the latest goss about the Brangelina breakup, the National Enquirer is reporting that earlier this month Brad and Angie had a "heated argument" at a New York restaurant, and that "Pitt demanded Jolie get psychiatric help for the depression she has suffered from since the death of her mother three years ago."
There's more of Angelina's crazy to go around. "Paranoid." "Kid-hoarder." "Sexual Maniac." "Sibling Kisser." The list goes on and on.
Jennifer Aniston may be "clingy," but at least she's not crazy... and in the long run, that's what really counts.
4) Cheating Come-Uppance
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What goes around comes around, Brad. Fact or fiction, speculation that Angelina is cheating on Brad big time is enough to give the cheater a taste of his own medicine and providing Jen with the perfect "I told you so."
5) Family Pitt is firmly Team Jen.