John Edwards: Well-Endowed, Has A Sex Tape

Gawker is reporting that John Edwards has a sex tape... a sex tape dirtier than you would think a $400-dollar-haircut-getting, former Presidential candidate could produce. But then again, we didn't know John Edwards like we know him now.

See: Who Wants To Sleep With John Edwards? & John Edwards: I Fathered Rielle Hunter's Baby

Sorry, John. You're not going to be able to outrun this one. Even in Haiti. Elizabeth Edwards' Angry Breast

Here's what we know:

• John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains "several sex acts." 
• Andrew Young, his aide and former fall guy, found it on an unmarked DVD at Rielle Hunter's house.
• And so the seeds of Andrew Young's disillusionment with John Edwards were planted.
• The sex tape is very explicit, ...
• Revealing an Edwards that "is physically very striking, in a certain area." And that...
• "Everyone who sees it says 'whoa'. She's behind the camera at first."
• Gawker sources add: "It the tape was kind of the last straw for people who had sacrificed savings and jobs to lie for John. You should expect to see plenty more stories about him coming out of the woodwork when more people realize how... complicated... his motivations were."

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