If Valentine's Day Gifts Could Talk...
If the Valentine's Day gifts he bought you could talk, they'd have A LOT to say.
By Gwendolyn Bond-Upson. Posted on .
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Inexpensive Pinot Grigio

"I was minding my own beeswax at the Kroger and this guy walked in at midnight and grabbed me by the neck. He was very impatient and marched me right to the check-out lane. Evidently, I make women lose their minds and their panties. Also, I taste about the same at any price point."

