If Valentine's Day Gifts Could Talk...
If the Valentine's Day gifts he bought you could talk, they'd have A LOT to say.
By Gwendolyn Bond-Upson. Posted on .
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One Dozen American Beauties
"I was raised to be the most beautiful of all roses. I was delivered on February 12th to a nice young woman's office. I was either purchased well in advance or at quite a premium. Either way, some lady should feel worth it. Very little thought has gone into me and I'll be hideous in 10 days."
