If Valentine's Day Gifts Could Talk...
If the Valentine's Day gifts he bought you could talk, they'd have A LOT to say.
By Gwendolyn Bond-Upson. Posted on .
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Classy Necklace
"I am made from the finest white gold and precious gems, acquired, of course, from dubious sources. I was purchased by a gentleman who used two credit cards to take me home. This guy may have good intentions, or he may just be using me as either an apology or a precursor to anal sex."
