If Valentine's Day Gifts Could Talk...
If the Valentine's Day gifts he bought you could talk, they'd have A LOT to say.
By Gwendolyn Bond-Upson. Posted on .
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Whitman’s Sampler
"I was just minding my own business at Duane Reade when this sort of bored-looking guy grabbed me and tossed me in a basket with some Cool Ranch Doritos and slim-fit condoms. People like me because I'm safe and provide a little variety."
