7. Imaginary lingerie and other means of seduction don't cost a thing! Plus, that fake thong you said you're wearing can't give you a real wedgie.
8. You don't have to sit through a date waiting to get some. Techno-sex is on when you are.
9. You can just hang up when you're done, or fake technological difficulties when want to end it, so you're not stuck having bad sex.
10. You can get yourself off faster. Plus, even if you're just sexting before you meet up, it'll jump-start both your engines.
Written by Simcha Whitehill for The Frisky