"Better luck next month peepz," she tweets.
Yes, there were clues: The cryptic tweeting, the visit to the doctors, the baby boutique. And so, like the rest of the world, we asked: Is Katy Perry Preggers?
Well apparently she is not — at least that's what she wants us to think!
Over the past few days, Katy Perry has taken some deliberate steps to show the world that she is not with child.
First, we have the belly baring "be afraid" shirt that she wore around L.A. on Tuesday. No sign of a baby bump there.
Second, we have her spell it out for us on Twitter:
"ur gonna make me cry, maybe that's my period tho. THAT'S RIGHT I'M BLEEDING. Face. Better luck next month peepz."
And just in case we didn't get it, she sent us all this lovely TwitPic with the caption: "Art... speaking my language."
Nothing says "I'm not pregnant" like a nipple-pierced, period-gushing anime sweetheart.
Photo via FamePictures.