Is Katy Perry Preggers?

By

Is Katy Perry Preggers?
Katy Perry fuels pregnancy rumors with cryptic tweets and oversized clothing.

Pre-2010, all we cared about was whether or not Russell Brand—long-time player—would propose to quasi-sapphic smoocher Katy Perry in the new year. Post-2010, engagement confirmed, we immediately began obsessing over whether or not Perry was secretly preggers. Talk about pressure! Suddenly, we're all a thousand times worse than our moms ("so...when are you going to make me a grandma?").

So where is all this speculation stemming from?

It's all about cryptic tweets, oversized wardrobe choices, and a spontaneous stop into a children's apparel shop. But there are two sides to every story:

1. Katy Perry tweets that 2010 will be "BUMPIN!"

What we've inferred: Bumpin' = Baby Bump!!! Obvs.

What it could actually mean: 2010 will be bumpin'. (See: Awesome. Rock n' roll. Hella cool. Lots of fun. Etc.)

2. Katy Perry sends a tweet to fiance Russell Brand, saying that she heard he'd been "prego-ed."

What we've inferred: Brand has been forced to settle down because he accidentally impregnated his young and impressionable girlfriend.

What it could actually mean: Lord knows. Have you even ever heard the term "prego-ed" before? This Celeb Lover suddenly can't stop thinking about Eggo waffles.

3. Katy Perry tweets her cravings for In-N-Out Burger.

What we've inferred: Pregnancy cravings!

What it could actually mean: Katy Perry is hungry!

4. Katy Perry wears a poncho.

What we've inferred: Katy Perry is being sneaky, and trying to hide her baby bump.

What it could actually mean: Ponchos are both comfortable (like walking around in a Snuggie!) and stylish.

5. Katy Perry and Russell Brand enter a children's clothing store and check out baby booties.

What we've inferred: Katy Perry is succumbing to nesting/mothering urges.

What it could actually mean: Baby booties are effing adorable, and...oh, forget it. Katy Perry is obviously pregnant.

GET MORE ARTICLES LIKE THIS IN YOUR INBOX!

Sign up for our daily email and get the stories everyone is talking about.

Must-see Videos
SEE MORE VIDEOS
Stories we love
FROM AROUND THE WEB
  • Researchers have recently discovered a "secret sex nerve" that they say may control who you are sexually attracted to.