"I can degrease, disinfect, de-mold and whiten. I thank my lucky stars every day that that nice, careless man took me away from that dingy gas station. Ironic, the good work I could have done there.
The woman that the nice man introduced me to thinks that we (the man and I) are either the biggest idiots alive or are sending a message about her housekeeping. Note: both are accurate."