6 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

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Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart
Tiger, Lindsay, Morgan, heed our words!

New years always invite us to reflect on our lives and decide to start fresh. Maybe we want to go to the gym more. Maybe we want to quit smoking. Maybe we'd like to eat bacon every day. And celebrities are no different; they make new year's resolutions, too. Here are six suggested relationship and life resolutions for our favorite stars so they can have their best 2010. 6 Celeb Couples We'd Like To See In 2010

1. Stop talking about your relationship.

Yeah, it'll make our jobs harder, but just imagine how much happier Jessica Simpson would be if her relationships didn't implode as soon as she talked about them in magazine cover stories. And how much cleaner we'd all feel if we’d never heard Tila Tequila call anyone "wifey." In 2010 we propose that celebrities keep their private interpersonal relationships private. We know that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have a movie to sell in May, but if they could be a little more like John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, that would be awesome. Celeb Relationship Resolutions For 2010

2. Stop cheating on your spouses.

There are really three options here. Celebrities can stop stepping out on their significant others, or they can get better at doing it (hint: Don't sleep with "nightclub hostesses"! They all want to be actresses and they will all talk to Access Hollywood!). Or they can be open and honest with their primary partners, and acknowledge that while they want to have a life and a family with this person, they'd also like to have lots of kinky sex with plenty of other people. And if that's okay with the significant other, then we say bang away, famous horndogs! There is nothing shameful about an open relationship if that's what makes both of you happy. But there is something unpleasant about getting caught knocking boots with lots of women behind your wife's back, embarrassing her and your kids, and distracting the whole country from important things like two wars and the health care debate because of your wandering wang. So here are your choices: Stop cheating. Cheat smarter. Or come to an agreement, and be honest. Is that so hard? Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress Caught Lying