4. Booty Surgery.
We've already written about beauty queen Solange Magnano's unfortunate demise resulting from, of all things, a butt lift. Apparently, the liquid injected into Miss Magnano's behind traveled to her lungs and brain, causing respiratory failure. As if we didn't already need a reason to stick with the butt that God gave us, this sad, sordid tale clinches things for us. 7 Body Parts Men Love—Just The Way They Are
Do you know what's uncomfortably close to our labia? The clitoris, the most sensitive of women's erogenous zones. And if that gets nicked, we're screwed. But that's not the only reason we wouldn't seek out surgery to beautify our vag. To be honest, the insinuation that our labia are too large gets us all in a huff. Because you know what? The male sexual organ ain't the prettiest thing either. Prude To Nude: Learning To Love My Womanly Parts
Honorable Mention: Hair Extensions.
I know that, as an alternative beauty treatment, hair extensions don't hold a candle to things like fish pedicures and bird poop facials but, in light of Kate Gosselin's new 'do, we just had to weigh in. Basically, we think hair extensions look pretty hot, but we also saw that episode of America's Next Top Model, where one of the models sat eight hours getting her extensions put in, only to keep crying from the pain. Is the look worth it? We don't think so.