7 Worst Couples of 2009

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

WE GET IT. You are both very beautiful and very rich and you like babies and shagging and UNICEF. Now please go back to your freaking French chateau, put those kids in school, and leave us alone for five damn minutes. Damn, Gina.

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