7 Worst Couples of 2009

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You've seen the best. Now here's the rest.

Evan is a lovely young lady, but we didn't know Thirteen was a documentary about her bad choices with men. First there was Marilyn, then the rumor that she was dating Mickey Rourke, who played her father in The Wrestler, and then she went back to Marilyn. It just makes the skin crawl. 

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

 

WE GET IT. You are both very beautiful and very rich and you like babies. Now please go back to your freaking French chateau, put those kids in school, and leave us alone for five damn minutes.

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