The Bro bakes cookies, stops drinking, commissions "artistic" gifts.
We know that feeling, Brody. And we're happy to know that you do, too.
Thanks to your interview with People, we know it, perhaps, a little too well.
We know that after baking those cookies together, you like to "watch DVDs and have nice quality home time." We know that your girlfriend is "in amazing, amazing shape." And we know that that surfboard you had made for her is "very artistic" — after all it depicts her unclothed flesh in black and white.
We also know that your paramour is none other than Playboy's 2008 Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole; that her fit body has inspired you to quit drinking, eat healthy (with the exception of those cookies), and work out everyday; and that you "love this girl so much" because she's known you a really really really long time (two years, including that period of time when you were dating her friend).
What will you do next to show your love, Brody? Give up watching male porn stars wrestle your bros? Discontinue exploiting funny and unique colloquialisms for your own gain?
Only time will tell.
Until then, we'll just have sit back and wait, hoping for some new and awesome display of your affections while admiring you for the magnificent love role model that you truly are — not just to the bros, but to the world.