Foolproof Way to Resolve Every Argument
Fighting with your man? Use the technique that will end his stay on the couch.
Discussion
I Respect women and everyone 4 that matter but I wanted to post this for entertainment purposes only- can"t lie though and say that I have not witnessed some of these quips although humorous generalizations. Interested to see if any ladies see the humour in these 9 dangerous words
women may utter that us males must be on our toes for. Caveat emptor! LOL
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8)Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Tongue in cheek after all is said n done I prefer Mango's strategy. Make-up sex is gr8-- why waste energy continuing the argument??? Mango, don't take this offensively, but I would love to argue with you any day of the week. LOL Well maybe not during Monday Night Football unless it may initiate an argument!!!!! Fine? or Go Ahead? LOL
hehe...I haven't seen that list in a loooooonnnnggg time. I always did like it. It is definitely tongue in cheek humor.
If anyone has the "Man Rules" or the "Woman Rules" those were some fun ones that could be worth a giggle to disect and make fun of!
Those responses are the biggest prolem in resolving important issues in the relationship. How much work are you willing to put into it? That's the question you need to ask yourself. Both people need to be up front putting their fears of response aside. Otherwise...?
