The Porn Bailout

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Larry Flynt and Joe Francis say the porn industry needs $5 billion from the government.

No bones about it, people just like watching other people have sex and will do so the most convenient they can. So what if amateur acting is a little turgid and casts have a tendency to go off half-cocked? It's still 2 (or more) attractive-ish people doing it, right? Porn will survive, people have been paying for stuff they're somewhat ashamed of since barter was invented. Worse has happened, Larry Flynt took a bullet, for Peter's sake! Come on, guys, find a little inspiration, pull yourselves up by your ankles and show us what you're made of. And congress, gird your loins and man up, not everyone needs a hand in these limp economic conditions. For sure, someone is going to get screwed but let's all keep a stiff-upper lip about it.

Uh, no pun intended?

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