Unfortunately, it seems the fairer sex is a complicated breed when it comes to the bedroom. So the next time you catch an unflattering glimpse of yourself immediately hit "delete." Hon, there ain't nothing but you getting in the way of you enjoying smoking hot middle-aged Samantha Jones sex decades earlier.
1. They didn't have a huge wedding. I'm a total girly-girl but when I imagine my wedding, I don't want a big to-do. In fact, I'd prefer a small, intimate gathering of my favorite people in my lake house town. My parents had a small affair, only costing a whopping $500 for everything and they never thought twice about it. It wasn't the best day of their entire life, it was just the beginning of their marriage, which has had many, many even better days.