The Best Of The Web: Christmas Eve Edition

With an adorable Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey in the illustrative photograph, Hollywood Life wants to know if YOU dress like your duder during the holidays and the holy days.

My very favorite Em & Lo (EmAndLo.com) hand out a refresher course on your New Year's Eve kiss. It is also applicable to mistletoe, I'm told. Read: How To Finagle A New Year's Eve Kiss

While you're kicking with the family this December, you may want to send something filthy to a lusted one (loved ones are probably with you). But a nosey niece may have a gander at your mobile and ask you, "What's a labia?" Nerve has some advice on Safe Sexting that can save your having to define frottage in front of Baby Jesus and everyone.