One man explains why he gives "boyfriend" a bad name.
Here's the deal: I've been single for a while now. I've had relationships on and off during the past few years, but for the most part, things didn't work out and it's caused me to do some thinking. Relationships always start off with that honeymoon-phase spark. You think the other person is absolutely perfect and can do no wrong, but once things calm down a bit, you start to realize all the things that annoy and aggravate you.
So, in the interest of full disclosure, I've decided to chronicle several of the things that make me a bad boyfriend. This way, once we start dating and things go terribly wrong, I can at least say I warned you.
I Hate Your Dog
Let's just get the worst one out of the way. I'm just not a dog person. When we start dating, I will pretend to like your dog. I know how much you love the little guy, so I'll play nice. However, I will get secretly annoyed every time you can't sleep over because you have to let him out. Not to mention your dog's other qualities—the weird smell, poor bowel control and the tendency to destroy household items when left alone. Lemondrop: Woman Marries Her Dog (Seriously)
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Written by Phil Williams for Lemondrop.