"Sexy" Gifts That Women Don't Actually Like

   6. Sex-in-the-shower handcuffs
   7. A gift certificate for a waxing or laser hair removal
   8. His chest waxed
   9. A French maid outfit ... unless she's explicitly asked for one
  10. About 90 percent of the porn DVDs marketed towards dudes
  11. Pubic hair dye
  12. Lapdancing classes
  13. A terrifying-looking spanking paddle/riding crop
  14. Cheapo massage oil
  15. Lingerie in an itchy fabric
  16. Installing a stripper pole in the bedroom
  17. Anal beads
  18. Anything that needs to be inflated
  19. A sex swing
  20. Sex favor coupons

Now we need some ideas for sexy holiday gifts that don't suck!

Written by Jessica Wakeman for The Frisky

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