Tila Tequila: Merry Christmas, I'm Pregnant!

Hark Ye Tequila'd Tila Twitters: She's having a baby. Oh Boy!

Last we heard about Tila Tequila she was getting drunk and naked on Ustream, planning matrimony to vibrator-toting thief/heiress Casey Johnson, and talking smack about Jessica Simpson's new romance with her ex Billy Corgan.

Now, thanks to Twitter, we learn she's playing Mrs. Clause:

I LOVE MY BROTHER TOO! CAN U GUESS WHAT I AM GOING TO GIVE HIM FOR CHRISTMAS?? THIS WILL CHANGE HIS LIFE & MINE FOREVER!!!!! ITS HUGE! GUESS

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!! Twitter

That's not the only way Tila is playing Santa this year that she wants us to know about:

I just got a letter from my Father in the mail. He sent me a card & wrote me something. It just made me cry. I love him so much! *tears* I cant take it anymore. This Christmas I'm going to surprise my Mom & Dad & Buy them a new house in Vietnam where they can retire & B happy I love my Mom & Dad more than anyone in the world. Especially my dad. I'm Daddy's girl & Daddys girl is going to buy him a new house! <3 Twitter

Other points of interest:

• This isn't the first time she's twittered about pregnancy before HuffPo.
• And her "wifey," Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson is having some baby drama of her own NYPost.

Photo via Fame Pictures.