The Best Of The Web: Christian Marriage & Bad Boys

Get thee to the brothel, young fella. Over at Asylum, the guys find it highly amusing that advice columnist Cheryl Lavin instructed a modern-day Andy Stitzer (The 40 Year Old Virgin) to go pro (re: prostitution) to lose that cherry blossom.

Speaking of virginity, it's probably been a while since you thought about Jim, Stifler and the whole crew from American Pie. But Eric Larnick at Nerve has been fuming about the teen sex farce for years. It's ruined his love life. The bit about the apple pie was a little stomach-churning.

For once, I have to strongly disagree with my buddy Simone Grant. This week she talks about how overrated hotel room sex is. Some of her arguments regarding practical matters make sense. On the other hand, c'mon. It combines the excitement of an affair with the nonchalance of a rented car. Wins all around.

And some bad news: Per Divine Caroline, men are bad at domestic stuff. Sending a man shopping is a foolhardy endeavor indeed (or crazy like a fox?). You can lead a horse to water but you can't stop women from shoppin'!

Still bad news, the university-aged ladies are as jaded as the rest of us. At College Candy, the discuss the constant struggle for the upper hand that colors and defines EVERY relationship. Jeebus, has the pendulum swung too far from fairytales, iced-cream and puppy dogs? And Hey! College kids aren't supposed to date, what the hell is going on at the University Of Richmond? Do you think this video is her?

Finally, some good news: the resident dude at Marie Claire, Rich Santos, has some very sensible advice on finding love in 2010. If he really wanted to help single ladies, he would have included his personal email address, the sweet, handsome son-of-a-gun.

As always, let me know what I missed and what you think.