Speaking of someone who needs a mellow woman (and a stylist), we think this Kate could do Jon a world of good. Her son, Ryder, would serve to remind him that he is a parent and should shut up and go mind his kids. Although being seen with her would probably get his picture in more tabloids, and we just can't handle that during the holidays. So this is a terrible idea.
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He likes blondes. She likes sex. He's basically retired right now, but when he starts playing again, she'll liven up a dull gallery. He plays with a nine-iron; she's in Nine. OMG, we love this idea. The 9 Mistresses Of Tiger Woods
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