What Women Secretly Think About During Sex
Our bodies may be in the sheets, but our minds can wander off to other places.
Women try to stay focused during sex. We really do! Some nights our minds wander to more mundane things in life; other nights we get a little existential. Can you really blame us for not being fully present every second? We're busy women with work, friends, a softball league, and seven seasons of The West Wing to watch! After the jump, 30 things women think about during sex ... you know, other than how your big boy is rocking our world right now. The Frisky: 25 Approved Nicknames For Our Genital Organs
1. I wonder who is on "The Daily Show" tonight?
2. I can't do this with my dog watching.
3. Yes! Yes! Yes! Right there! The Frisky: Crying After Sex, Really?
4. Ow! Slow the hell down! What the hell are you doing?
5. It's cold in here.
6. What am I going to wear tomorrow?
7. I should not have had so much to drink.
8. Did he hear me just queef?
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10. Was I wearing lipstick? Is there red lipstick all over everything? F**k, there's probably red lipstick all over everything.
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Discussion
i disagree wit people who say if u r into your partner then you wont think of anything else, u can worry about how u look in wateva position.
an yes, i do agree wit most of the things on this list.
Well a lot of the reasons that the woman was thinking about other things is because the average guy is not very good in the sack. I am a marriage,relationship and sexual coach. I hear the horror stories all the time from my female clients. If you women would like help, drop me a line at marriagecoach1@yahoo.com and I will give you some tips to help your guy be better.
To his credit, therre is no school for sex to teach him how to have great sex. We all know where the body parts go, but few of us truly know how to have great sex. I can help, with a free half hour consultation. If you like what I have to say, get your boyfriend on the phone with me and I will teach him for a fee.
Only thing on this list I've thought of is its cold in here and occasionally, if Im in a self conscious mood, I'll think about weather I "look cute in this position"
You make it good enough and women will be vocal about what they are thinking--the sex! If laundry is on their minds you might not be doing it right.
The only thing i ever think about is how good it feels-well maybe how long it will take for him to be able to do this again.Its a really sad list of things written in this article makes one understand infedelity.
If you are aroused, and attracted to your partner, and if you want to be intimate with your partner, then the only thing on your mind during sex should be, well, sex.
I think if anything else is on your mind, then you aren't into the act itself.
Probably half of this list is thinking about the sex.
Other than birth control and people hearing you, if you're thinking about something else, maybe you shouldn't be having sex. I know my attitude is unusual, but if you do it only when you want to, you end up liking it more and then you want it more and it's all good. Anyhow, I never think about the dishes.
If you're too busy to ever relax during sex, maybe you should look at your schedule and ways to relieve stress before you get into bed.
