What Women Secretly Think About During Sex

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Our bodies may be in the sheets, but our minds can wander off to other places.

Women try to stay focused during sex. We really do! Some nights our minds wander to more mundane things in life; other nights we get a little existential. Can you really blame us for not being fully present every second? We're busy women with work, friends, a softball league, and seven seasons of The West Wing to watch! After the jump, 30 things women think about during sex ... you know, other than how your big boy is rocking our world right now. The Frisky: 25 Approved Nicknames For Our Genital Organs

1. I wonder who is on "The Daily Show" tonight?

2. I can't do this with my dog watching.

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4. Ow! Slow the hell down! What the hell are you doing?

5. It's cold in here.

6. What am I going to wear tomorrow? 

7. I should not have had so much to drink.

8. Did he hear me just queef?

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10. Was I wearing lipstick? Is there red lipstick all over everything? F**k, there's probably red lipstick all over everything.

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