The Best Of The Web: Tiny Apartments & Your Purse

By Tom Miller posted Dec 11th 2009 4:26PM

Why he REALLY didn't call you back, the foot fetish and almost finding "the one."

My buddy Lost Plum explores the implications of song choices on mixed tapes. I assume she mean iTunes playlists but some good insight nonetheless.

Jeebus, according to LimeLife you can still get a divorce for "alienation of affection." That sounds really dreadful. Then again, in all states but New York, you can get divorced for no reason at all. A second reason to eschew the Big Apple and Hobbit hovels.

A writer for Marie Claire has a confession: she's a chubby chaser. Delve into her longing for Leon as he gets larger.

Speaking of turn-ons, Nerve has a post from Dan Savage sorting through a man's love for his lady's feet. The foot-job is about to go nova, y'all. Check out this fantastic YourTango video on discussing fetishes and talking dirty with your lover. Read: How To Love The Man Who Loves Your Feet

My homeslice Simone Grant sometimes lends a little space to guy bloggers to tell their love stories. This time around, a dude talks less about the one who got away and more to why she was almost, but not quite, "the one."

And the fellows at VerySmartBrothas discuss the 10 most likely reasons he didn't call you after the first date. I can't believe that, "Arguing with EVERY DADGUM THING I SAID," didn't make the cut. View: The Number One Reason Why He Didn't Call Back