The Best Of The Web: Tiger & Ivy League Sex Appeal

Speaking of hero-worship, Glamour wants to know if you have a shrine to your guy. You know, a shelf with movie tickets, photos and various keepsakes? Sure, that's cute but having a locked closet full of surreptitiously-taken pictures of someone you haven't worked up the courage to ask out is dangerous. Double standards, much?

Over at the Huffington Post, our buddy Tom Matlack (of the Good Men project) breaks down what dudes can learn from New Moon. Skeptical? I was but he found some sustenance in those empty calories. Check it.

The ladies at Jezebel stumbled across a tasty nugget. British women get a little nimbly-bimbly for Ivy League grads. Remove the word "British" and you'll understand the motivation for a guy to go to an Ivy League school. Except for Cornell… they've a great a capella scene. Read: Dating Site For Ivy League Grads Only

LimeLife warns us that female breadwinners oftentimes feel guilty. Well, they should if they're taking jobs from men… men with families… men with pride and dreams. (I wish there was a sarcasm font.)

Over at Nerve.com, they get sex advice from Dungeons & Dragons players. And here's the joke about a level 12 spell of petrification. Reed: Why Geeks Are The New Chic

Speaking of the nerd herd, the lads at Asylum give us the top ten Star Wars quotes that could describe the authors' sex lives. Mine: "Impressive… most impressive." Jokes!

Do you have a Star Wars sex quote? What's your take on Tiger?