Rumored Jolie/Depp Sex Scenes Sure To Sizzle
But will their romantic partners be able to withstand the flames of jealousy?
Should Vanessa Paradis be worried? Will Brad Pitt get his karmic come-uppance? And is Jen Aniston waiting on the sidelines with an "I told you so" years in the making? How To Curb Jealousy: A Green-Eyed Monster's Tips
Johnny Depp, aka Sexiest Man Alive, and Angelina Jolie, sultry succubus-at-large, will be getting naked in front of the cameras in the yet-to-be-filmed The Tourist. The screenplay, leaked to PopEater and Life & Style, doesn't waste time with foreplay, emotional or otherwise:
The stunningly sexy Jolie and PEOPLE's newly-crowned 'Sexiest Man Alive' are set to lock lips (and from the sound of it, a lot more) on screen in 'The Tourist.' The screenplay goes into vivid detail about love scenes between the two. Want a sneak peek? "The outline of her naked body is visible in the shower ... Frank walks to the shower and opens the glass door. Walking in, he lifts Cara against the glass, clutching at her slithery body, kissing her frantically. She kisses him back with ardor, wrapping her dripping legs around his back."
Can you visualize it? Perhaps there should be a sign posted at the front of the movie entrance warning pregnant women, people with high blood pressure or other heart problems to seek other cinematic thrills, as this one is sure to be intense.
The screenplay goes on to describe a scene in which Jolie's character of Cara "turns abruptly to Frank and presses her body against his ... They exchange a long, passionate kiss."
Later on, the sexual desires continue, and one scene goes as such: "Their lips meet. They kiss. And kiss. Like drinking from a fresh spring in the desert ... Gently, careful, Frank slips his hands into Cara's cleavage. Surprised, Cara starts to pull back — but Frank puts a finger to her lips. She hesitates, looks at him questioningly. But she doesn't protest as his fingers move toward her bra." [Source: PopEater]
Lest you forget, it was the sizzling hot sex scenes in Mr. & Mrs. Smith that ignited a real-life realtionship between co-stars Pitt and Jolie. The world waits to see if Johnny Depp is immune from Angelina's spell.
Photos via Fame Pictures. Scoop via PopEater.
Discussion
Recently Brad and Angelina signed nuptial agreements concerning the children and assets in case of a divorce. Hmm, sounds to me like either Brad is scared or Angelina is setting the stage for something.
I mean I looked into Johnny Depp's love life and... wow! He will be easy for her to conquer. He was engaged like 3 or 4 times, which means he might be prone to falling to easy for a woman, and conveniently for her, he is currently "dating" the mother of his children which means he can run off with whomever he wants.
The major issue here however is the fact that Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie are basically a perfect match. I'm sorry, Vanessa and Brad, but if or when Angelina and Johnny get married they will either be together for a "hot minute," because they are both so passionate that sometimes passion can flip directions, or they will be together forever. If anyone denies this likelihood they are denying that salt shouldn't be on the table next to pepper. Ha-ha, get it Salt?
I think Depp's earlier girlfriends broke up with him. He describes himself as old-fashioned and just wanting one woman, etc.
I hope I'm not just being romantic, but my impression is that Paradis really got him to clean up his life and stop dumping drugs into his body. I don't see him ever leaving her.
