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Johnny Depp, aka Sexiest Man Alive, and Angelina Jolie, sultry succubus-at-large, will be getting naked in front of the cameras in the yet-to-be-filmed The Tourist. The screenplay, leaked to PopEater and Life & Style, doesn't waste time with foreplay, emotional or otherwise:
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The stunningly sexy Jolie and PEOPLE's newly-crowned 'Sexiest Man Alive' are set to lock lips (and from the sound of it, a lot more) on screen in 'The Tourist.' The screenplay goes into vivid detail about love scenes between the two. Want a sneak peek? "The outline of her naked body is visible in the shower ... Frank walks to the shower and opens the glass door. Walking in, he lifts Cara against the glass, clutching at her slithery body, kissing her frantically. She kisses him back with ardor, wrapping her dripping legs around his back."
Can you visualize it? Perhaps there should be a sign posted at the front of the movie entrance warning pregnant women, people with high blood pressure or other heart problems to seek other cinematic thrills, as this one is sure to be intense.
The screenplay goes on to describe a scene in which Jolie's character of Cara "turns abruptly to Frank and presses her body against his ... They exchange a long, passionate kiss."
Later on, the sexual desires continue, and one scene goes as such: "Their lips meet. They kiss. And kiss. Like drinking from a fresh spring in the desert ... Gently, careful, Frank slips his hands into Cara's cleavage. Surprised, Cara starts to pull back — but Frank puts a finger to her lips. She hesitates, looks at him questioningly. But she doesn't protest as his fingers move toward her bra." [Source: PopEater]
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Lest you forget, it was the sizzling hot sex scenes in Mr. & Mrs. Smith that ignited a real-life realtionship between co-stars Pitt and Jolie. The world waits to see if Johnny Depp is immune from Angelina's spell.
Photos via Fame Pictures. Scoop via PopEater.