The 10 Relationship Commandments Love and relationship advice from gods and goddesses of comedy. By Genevieve Lill EmailPrint Back to gallery 8 of 10< BACK NEXT > 8. Thou shalt bite thy tongue Even when thy partner is being a halfwit. "Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." David Sedaris View the discussion thread.