The 10 Relationship Commandments Love and relationship advice from gods and goddesses of comedy. By Genevieve Lill EmailPrint Back to gallery 3 of 10< BACK NEXT > 3. Thou shalt learn that domesticity is not an aphrodisiac "My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." Margaret Cho View the discussion thread.