We don't mind your hairy chest, or the fact that you sometimes dress like a dandy. Chuck Bass, you cheeky bastard, come here with your tortured soul. Play mind games with us.
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Gael García Bernal
He may be only 5'6" but we're still willing to have his genius, Latin indie babies. Whether it's in Y tu mamá también or The Science of Sleep, those eyes, those lips, the way he speaks, he makes us melt like butter.
As a shy, funny nerd that got attractive (in a weird way) only as an adult, he still has a down-to-earth, easygoing vibe as the sexy FBI agent in Flash Forward. We admit, however, that our crush began when we first laid eyes on him as Harold in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.
This Broadway babe is prime-time's hunk du jour, giving us a whole new reason to turn into 30 Rock on Thursdays. He makes us forget all about our old-man crush on Alec Baldwin.
As the right-hand man to the most powerful man in the world, he can bring his potty mouth and bedroom eyes over to our neck of the woods any day.
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Because he's transformed a character that on paper is a lying, cheating, moody, commitment-phobic, former car salesman, into a man we'd shack up with in seconds.
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