Constantly Aroused Woman Finds A Mate
The 300-orgasms-a-day woman finds love. We're tired just thinking about it.
Yep, Michelle Thompson, who made headlines with her stories of uncontrolled orgasms—up to 300 a day at times—has found love (and someone equally ravenous about sex).
According to The Daily Telegraph, the 32-year-old lass found her current love across the street. Thompson's current boyfriend, Andrew Carr, moved in to the neighborhood in May and the two have been dating for six months. Thompson found herself heartbroken and hopeless after previous boyfriends left due to sexual exhaustion.
How exactly is Thompson wearing them out? Due to her condition, Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, she craves sex constantly and can orgasm "any time, anywhere" says the article. In fact, the machine vibrations at her previous job (at a biscuit manufacturing plant) set her off so much she had to leave. The Mysteries Of The Female O
But things seem to be looking up for Thompson. Her new man claims he will burn her out, and they say they have sex 10 times a day. Now if she could get back on the career track… but with a full sex schedule, who has time for work, anyhow? Unemployment Good For Libido, If Nothing Else
