Robert Pattinson's Panty-Gate

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Robert Pattinson is in your panties!
As R-Pattz mania mounts (his face everywhere, even in your undies!), Kristen distances herself.

With less than two weeks until the premier of New Moon, and with a newly single Robert Pattinson plastered everywhere lately, fans of this un-dead hottie are going a bit overboard—and we're not talking just tweens!

Example A: Introducing the Pattinson Panties, or Edward Undies (whatever you prefer).

You undoubtedly have heard of the Pattinson Pants, well... I give you straight from my devious little mind your very own Robward panties. Complete with extra lining in the special places for those times when the fan fiction gets steamy and the lady bits start to react. Oh and I also added the images of Robward's lips on the liner to help with those fantasies of having his mouth up against you... Enjoy! [Source: Twitarded]

Example B: Viral Fan Videos.

Meanwhile, as the Robert Pattinson issue of Vanity Fair hits the newsstands, video editing dilettantes can't keep their fingers off the images, setting his handsome mug to song, as in this video:

All of this does seem a bit much, doesn't it? Ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart seems to think so, presenting Robert Pattinson's Edward Cullen as a "bleak metaphor for celebrity" in the latest edition of BlackBook magazine. She says, "Edward is actually a really good parallel to fame. As a vampire, he has a sad, desolate life—fame is the same."

Scoop via Huffington Post. Photo courtesy Twitarded.

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